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Acts of the Clerics
One of the Holy Books, this is a True History of the Order of the Holy Contradiction (or at least the parts that we decided to keep), according to ucim of xkcd, the Pope of the Order of the Holy Contradiction.
SPECIAL NOTE TO TIME TRAVELLERS: The link targets are on the One True Thread, and thus may lead you to spoilers if you have not yet reached that NewPage. The NP of the post is noted in the table for your safety. Those NP numbers may not be stable, as posts can get deleted and firstposts can get unhidden, changing the (forum) page layout, but they should be within +/- 1 NP, which is close enough.
SPECIAL NOTE TO THOSE FROM THE OUTSIDE: These Sacred Texts are meant to be read in the context of the One True Thread and the One True Comic, without which they will make little sense. At the very least, you should follow along with one of the Holy Gospels to provide context and allow enlightenment to dawn. And of course, always remember the First Commandment: "Wait for it".
Link to chapter | NP of chapter | Chapter title |
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Prologue the First | 454 | The newly created Pope of the Order of the Holy Contradiction grants BlitzGirl a private audience, blessing her as BlitzGirl the First, and consecrating her Gospel. |
Prologue the Next: BlitzGirl's wisdom | 454 | BlitzGirl's words of wisdom to the Pope; words that should be remembered for all Time, and for all of time. |
All the following chapters | This link should return all of the following chapters as one xkcd search result. The Prologue and BlitzGirl's wisdom, above, will need to be retrieved separately. Illustrations (such as those for Act 3) will also need to be retrieved separately. | |
Act 1 scene 1 | 539 | The First BlitzGirl the Next ceremony, celebrating Selcouth and PhoenixRising. |
Scene 2 | 600 | Flado becomes the next BlitzGirl the Next. The first cleric receives enlightenment. |
Chapter 3 | 609 | The first cleric becomes First Cleric |
Act 1, scene 4 | 626 | The Crisis of Vytron, and the Pilgrim Service |
Scene 5 | 643 | Lost: edfel becomes the Holy Catographer |
Chapter 6 | 672 |
The Unthinkable |
Scene 7 | 699 |
Signpost |
Chapter 8 | 751 | Vytron's cannonization as a BlitzGirl the Next |
Act 1, scene 9 | 762 | The First Cleric attempts a canonization |
Chapter 10 | 782 | The Pope and second scribe return to the Castle. |
Scene 11 | 805 | The BlitzRocket |
Act 1, scene 12 | 862 | The arrival of taixzo, the Pope meets CasCat. (Note - also includes the last part of Act 1, scene 11) |
Chapter 13 | 902 | The cannonization of CasCat and taixzo, each as BlitzGirl the Next, and also each as BlitzGirl the Fast. The red button. |
Scene 14 | 966 | The Pope and the BlitzRocket controls. Attack of the keyboards. |
Act 1, scene 15 | 1017 | BlitzGirl and the Knights Temporal prepare for war. Song: Onward! |
Scene 16 | 1063 | Rescuing the Pope from the BlitzRocket |
Chapter 17 | 1089 | The long night. The end of innocence. |
Scene 18 | 1135 | The cannonization of tman2nd as BlitzGirl the Next, remembering Neil_Boekend |
Act 2, scene 1 | 1195 | Run! |
Scene 20 | 1292 | Holy Moly Water! |
Chapter 21 | 1315 | Splashdown |
Scene 22 | 1332 | Rescue |
XXIII | 1346 | Convoy of the clerecy and the foreign couple. |
Act 2, scene 6 | 1366 | Reunion, and the cannonization of thirds as BlitzGirl the Next |
Chapter 25 | 1387 | The Holy Arrow of Armageddon |
RELATED Illustration by BlitzGirl in this post RELATED illustration, by mrob27, in this post from NP 1804 (spoiler-free for NP1426 or later). |
1411 | A Great Miracle Occurred Here |
Transcript # 27 | 1449 | The Consecration of the new Holy Grounds of the Church |
Chapter 28 | 1483 | Born again |
Act 2, scene 11 | 1500 | Dawn of a New Age: welcome of the Raft People, cannonization of TheMinim as BlitzGirl the Next and of RobIrr as BlitzGirl the Primordial, yappobiscuts becomes the Mighty Troubadour. |
1573 |
Building the cathedral: Eternal Density becomes Hot Diggety | |
Chapter 31 | 1631 | Recovering the Holy Arrow, 503 |
Chapter 32 | 1675 | The Outside |
Scene 33 | 1700 | The rescue of First Cleric, and the Canonization of MistyCat as BlitzGirl the Next |
illustrated here and also here by balthasar_s |
1714 | The Holy Expedition of balthasar_s |
Illustrated here (in this post), here, in this post , and here in this post (all by balthasar_s) |
1791 | The phone call |
Chapter 36 | 1824 | The Stations of the Ong |
Chapter 37 | 1851 | The Madness |
Scene 38 | 1971 | Rosetta, and cannonization of karhell as BlitzGirl the Next |
XXXIX | 2068 | The return of First Cleric, with enlightenment. |
Chapter 40 | 2117 | The canonization of macraw83 as BlitzGirl the Next, waveny becomes Big Banana of Code. First Cleric struggles to remember. |
Act 3 scene 12 | 2131 | The meaning of mustard. |