This article is about the forum user. For the verb, see Blitzing
LaPetite BlitzGirl, BlitzGirl the First, Beater of Paradoxes, Greatest Grain on the Beach of Time, Hope of the Non-Commital Waiters, Archbishop of the Past, Omnilector of Time, Princess of Persia, BigKnowItAll, First of the The Followers of Time's Time, Patriarch of the Western Paradox Church, Great Pilgrim of the One True Comic, Time Architect of Signposting, Supreme Observer of Time, Cardinal Tempus Viator, Most True Followerer, Ghost of PresentPix, Incoming Hurricane, Red Spiders Eyes, Sister in Waiting, Blitzrandir, B.O.B., Reader is a forum user who has read and posted commentary on the entire thread, following it after it happens. She caught up with the Present on Page 442.
The Gospel of BlitzGirl Edit
The Gospel of BlitzGirl consists of the signposts she sent into the Future while on her Quest to read all pages of the Thread of Time.
BlitzGirl's Titles Edit
BlitzGirl has been granted many honorary Titles by other posters in the Thread of Time.
Here is a screencap of her signature, where she has traditionally listed them (capped on Newpage 465):
Titles not currently listed:
LaPetite BlitzGirl - When the signature character limit was reached, this was replaced by BlitzGirl the First.
From the beginning of Time until the Present, BlitzGirl has had several iterations of the same avatar. The original image comes from http://xkcd.com/405/ (Journal 3). LaPetite and The Fading versions were created by forum user Latent22, and BlitzGirl eventually received an official buffygirl-modified avatar upon her arrival in the present. The most recent avatar comes from BlitzGirl's parody comic, We Love the Thread of Time.