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The ONG (also GONG, BONG, DONG, or PONG) (but actually DING) is a timer established to measure time between updates of the One True Comic. The gong is set to alert followers of an immenent change in frames. Users who react quick enough may see the change happen before their eyes. Only a single user may be able to post the new frame first, however the chance for becoming a Ninja is great.
Xkcd GONG

The GONG site with most of a Timeframe left until the newpic.

The delay on the gong is approx. 0.053 standard grains before the actual change in image. The gong provides the basis for the TimeFrames standard unit of measure.

The website for the gong is http://www.webcountdown.de/?a=gxMXfoy

The website for the longpix version of the gong is http://www.webcountdown.net/?a=v2WZqAO&k=H68Q

GONG Alternatives Edit

ONGuild

The Guild of ONGers







An incomplete list of some of the stated/implied Gong sounds, in reverse order:

BONGELIDONG

˙˙˙ƃƃƃ⅁NO𐐒

QBAT 

MAHJONG

BILLABONG

When you're feeling all right. Everything is up tight. Try to sing a song that goes Ding-Ding-DONG

TONGUE

XKCD THONG

XKCDONG

TONG

DIPHTHONG

ENDLONGGGGGGGG

DING DONG

SPRONGGGGGGGG

BELONG

BONG

Ploinoninong

BINTURONGgggg

SCHLONG

MONG

KabONG

Biong

FONG

PRONG

°ONG

KWONG

ULONG

FLONG

uhhhhhONG

SONG

SPONGmonkeys

G'QUONG

THONGSONGGG

WONG

THEREAMONGGGGGGGG

Ding Dong Merrily on High

Ding-ding-dong

Ong Teng Cheong

RING-A-DING-DING-DONG

PÏŊPAŊPÖŊ

THRONG

PYONGYANG

Tsjong

GNONG

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