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+ | |[http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=3699831#p3699831 NP2179]||"When posting comments..."||bmonk |
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+ | |[http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=3699843#p3699843 NP2179]||"In hindsight, that looks..."||Sustainabilizer |
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+ | |[http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=3699918#p3699918 NP2179]||"I must now admit..." and "The sickle-sharp moon"||bmonk |
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+ | |[http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=3700049#p3700049 NP2179]||"Hello OTT" and other haikus||rezilibaniatsuS |
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+ | |[http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=3700106#p3700106 NP2179]||"Sorry to hear of..."||BlitzGirl |
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+ | |[http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=3700193#p3700193 NP2179]||"Punsaw to donut" and other haikus||lmjb1964 |
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Revision as of 09:24, 27 April 2015
Ottified Poetry
Link | Poem Name | Author | Original Poem and Author |
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NP197 | Lord Randall's Prayer | Smithers | Lord's Prayer |
NP324 | "The wonderful thing about Time-Knights..." | BlitzGirl | The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers (from "Winnie the Pooh") - Robert B. Sherman |
NP337 | Stopping by Fora on a Caffeinatedcancerbaby Evening | elementropy | Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost |
NP337 | The Time Less Traveled | BlitzGirl | The Road Not Taken - Robert Frost |
NP375 | BlitzGirl | BlitzGirl | Fog - Carl Sandburg |
NP423 | "Beach is behind, the sea ahead..." | tastony | Pippin's Song - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP635 | The Alt-Text | Rule110 | The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe |
NP776 | "This wip is call'd the feast of Megan..." | Dracomax | St Crispin's Day Speech from "Henry V" Act IV Scene iii - William Shakespeare |
NP869 | flutterbee flew so far from the ground | BlitzGirl | anyone lived in a pretty how town - e.e. cummings |
NP872 | The Naming of Filks | jjjdavidson | The Naming of Cats - T. S. Eliot |
NP939 | The Pix Poem | BlitzGirl | The Foot Book - Dr. Seuss |
NP1007 | The Alt-Text (revised version) | Rule110 | The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe |
NP1145 | "Now I lay me down to coma..." | Rule110 | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP1277 | Morning Song from Cuegan | Tatiana | Morning Song from Senlin - Conrad Aiken |
NP1350 | Prologue-Epilogue | Marsh'n | Prologue to "Through the Looking Glass" - Lewis Carroll |
NP1421 | Lord Randall's Prayer | BlitzGirl | Lord's Prayer |
NP1524 | "Now I lay me down to coma..." (alternate version) |
lmjb1964 | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP1571 | "Otting Six Hundred" | ucim | The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson |
NP1862 | "I wrote a poem I meant to share..." | BlitzGirl | The Arrow and the Song - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
NP2277 | "Now I lay me down to coma..." (alternate version) |
Neil_Boekend | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
Original Poetry
See also: Double-Dactyls
Link | Poem Name | Author | Form |
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NP341 | "There's nothing better than to rhyme..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP387 | "May the wait be well waited..." | Kieryn | ? |
NP690 | "In Time we heed certain creeds..." | ergman | Sestina |
NP843 | Pricklymolp and Molpypoke | BlitzGirl | Children's Poem |
NP1449 | Lifts and Elevators | BlitzGirl, Angelastic, Eternal Density, ucim | Rhyming Couplets |
NP1509 | "I heard there were new newpix..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "Waiting here long since The End..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "Ice Cream Sandwich" | ggh | ? |
NP1509 | "The genius Hill People society..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | Cuegan Waits A Wip To Start Building | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "I think that I shall never see..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "The sea destroyed the castle..." | TheMinim | ? |
NP1509 | "The sun has fallen down ..." | EternalDensity | ? |
NP1541 | "Indeed you do get seven times the castles when you call..." | Eternal Density | ? |
NP1699 | "The Time Thread" | addams | ? |
Epilogue Cycle Poems
Link | Poem Name | Author |
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NP1301 | Time Has Flown | BlitzGirl |
NP1316 | Rest With Me Here | BlitzGirl |
NP1326 | Cuegan's Flight | BlitzGirl |
NP1370 | When Time is Gone | BlitzGirl |
NP1396 | Journey I: Ask | jjjdavidson |
NP1398 | Still Going | BlitzGirl |
NP1483 | Journey II: Learn | jjjdavidson |
NP1642 | Ode to Ottification | BlitzGirl |
NP1643 | Just Us Two | BlitzGirl |
NP1919 | We | BlitzGirl |
NP1939 | Wings | BlitzGirl |
Limericks
Link | Limerick Name | Author |
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NP1397 | "There once was a woman in a bucket..." | azule |
NP1397 | "I have a meowlpy on my bed..." | azule |
NP1445 | "I know that we've had some before..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "I've never been much of a poet..." | HES |
NP1445 | "My rhymings are somewhat a mess..." | HES |
NP1445 | "I like making posts at the ONG..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "There was a TimeWaiter named Laura Mae..." | lmjb1964 |
NP1445 | "Looks a lot like the Newest Bangs Brother!..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "There was a young dragon of Time..." | SBN |
NP1445 | "There once was a Thread called the One True..." | lmjb1964 |
NP1445 | "You're welcome, Sir Chronos of Dragon..." | HES |
NP1445 | "Just to make a little thing clear..." | ChronosDragon |
NP1445 | "BG, what have you done to me?..." | HES |
NP1445 | "Yes, limericks tend to upstage..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "There once was a momal decree..." | ZoomanSP |
NP1445 | "There was once was a PagePope named BlitzGirl..." | lmjb1964 |
NP1445 | "There once was a Cuegan from somewhere..." | Angelastic |
NP1445 | "On the other hand going to grad school..." | slinches |
NP1445 | "Our Beanette and dear Beanie-1..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "There once was a bot that got newpix..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "So slow here, what does this portend?..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "The OTTers, they frolic about..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1445 | "I only just noticed, with gladness ..." | Eternal Density |
NP1498 | "There once was a ninja named Lactive..." | Eternal Density |
NP1498 | "The pagepope's OTTercomic, of course..." | BlitzGirl |
NP1589 | "One day Neil showed up with brain slugs..." | ergman |
NP2287 | "There was a long thread about Time..." | svenman |
NP2295 | "I once met this shy guy at work..." | svenman's friend Kat |
Haikus
Link | Haiku Name | Author |
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NP1509 | "Time's Sea Settled" | ergman |
NP2179 | "When posting comments..." | bmonk |
NP2179 | "In hindsight, that looks..." | Sustainabilizer |
NP2179 | "I must now admit..." and "The sickle-sharp moon" | bmonk |
NP2179 | "Appreciation" and other haikus | BlitzGirl |
NP2179 | "President of Earth" | BlitzGirl |
NP2179 | "This page is so much fun" | AluisioASG |
NP2179 | "My organised sand" and "Ubuntu CD" | karhell |
NP2179 | "Hello OTT" and other haikus | rezilibaniatsuS |
NP2179 | "Good morning molpies" | Earthling on Mars |
NP2179 | "The important flood" | balthasar_s |
NP2179 | "Sorry to hear of..." | BlitzGirl |
NP2179 | "Some mustard was found" and "Edited to add" | SilentTimer |
NP2179 | "Single bad sector" and "Factory defaults" | karhell |
NP2179 | "A well-Timed backup" | BlitzGirl |
NP2179 | "Synchronicity" | karhell |
NP2179 | "Punsaw to donut" and other haikus | lmjb1964 |
NP2179 | "Ongomome? When did..." | BlitzGirl |
NP2179 | "A haiku t'is not" | AluisioASG |
NP2179 | "'Tis not the amount..." | BlitzGirl |
NP2179 | "Treeish workaround" | BlitzGirl |
NP2179 | "BlitzGirl told it" and other haikus | Sustainabilizer |
NP2207 | "Because the subject..." and other haikus | Eternal Density |
NP2222 | "AAA AAAA PAAANIC AAA" | BlitzGirl |
NP2259 | "Tried to view the ONG" | AluisioASG |
Ottified Stories
Link | Story Name | Author | Original Story and Author |
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NP426 | "Time": may the thread live forever | Angelastic | "The Neverending Story" - Michael Ende |
NP443 | "The Last Time Waiter" | AluisioASG | "The Last Question" - Isaac Asimov |
NP476 | Excerpt from "The Lord of the Bags: The Fellowship of the Bags" | yappobiscuits | "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", Book 2, Chapter 9: "The Great River" - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP1447 | "My dear OTTers! My dear Timewaiters and devotees..." | yappobiscuits | Bilbo's birthday speech from "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", Book 1, Chapter 1 - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP1611 | "Megan's Thwapstick" | yappobiscuits | "The Lay of Thrym" (Þrymskviða) from the Poetic Edda |
NP1701 | "How Time Was Saved" | mrob27 | "How the World Was Saved" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2240 | bOTTeriada, "How Time was Saved" (alternate version) | mrob27 | "How the World Was Saved" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2254 | bOTTeriada, "Mrorl's Machine" | mrob27 | "Trurl's Machine" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2256 | unnamed story | AluisioASG | "The Little Bird of Svithjod" from "The Story of Mankind" - Hendrik Willem van Loon |
NP2268 | An excerpt from The Time-ish Carol | lmjb1964 | "A Christmas Carol" - Charles Dickens |
NP2279 | bOTTeriada, "A Thorough Pelting" | mrob27 | "A Good Shellacking" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
Ottified Nonfiction
Link | Ottification name | Author | Original Work and Author |
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NP2213 | The Five Stages of Basementing | ChronosDragon | The five stages of grief - Elisabeth Kübler-Ross |
Original Stories
Link | Story Name | Author |
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NP356 | unnamed story | chem1190c |
ongoing since NP 443 (see The Last Timewaiter wiki page) |
The Last Timewaiter | AluisioASG |
ongoing since NP454 (see AotC wiki page) |
Acts of the Clerics | ucim |
NP528 | A Ffoxy Tale | azule |
NP620 NP655 NP707 NP758 |
The Case of the Little River (in progress) | ChronosDragon |
NP640 NP759 NP859 NP1592 NP1777 NP1790 NP1803 NP1815 NP1846 NP1871 |
The Dark Lord | Earthling on Mars |
NP665 NP668 NP672 |
The Story of NewPixBot | azule |
NP865 | Inspiration | ergman |
NP1323 | The Tale of LaPetite | jovialbard |
NP1432 | The Meeting | pelrigg |
NP1483 (PDF version) | Unattainable | AluisioASG |
NP1813 | The Trick Was Rubbing Two Sticks Together (erotic fiction, NSFW) | azule |
NP2197 | unnamed story | azule |
NP2220 NP2223 NP2224 NP2226 |
unnamed story | ergman |
NP2273 | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2273 | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2288 | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
OTT-Ifs
These are ottifications of xkcd What-Ifs.
See also: OTTercomics#OTT-If Images
Link | Title | Author | Original |
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NP1391 | Updating a Printed OTT | Swein | 59 |
NP1416 | Updating a Sandwritten OTT | mrob27 | 59, 57 |
NP1444 | TWITT6R | mrob27 | 34 |
Ottish Jokes
See also: Bag Puns
Link | Title | Author |
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NP772 | "Two OTTers were walking together along the sea..." | shurikt |
NP1381 | "Would you rather be a polar bear or a little otter?" and other punnish Q/As | yappobiscuits |
NP1397 | hour /ou(ə)r/, noun. (Fictitious dictionary entry) | taixzo |
NP1397 | "So four molpies go into a bar..." | mikro2nd |