Ottified Poetry
Link | Poem Name | Author | Original Poem and Author |
---|---|---|---|
NP197 | Lord Randall's Prayer | Smithers | Lord's Prayer |
NP324 | "The wonderful thing about Time-Knights..." | BlitzGirl | The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers (from "Winnie the Pooh") - Robert B. Sherman |
NP337 | Stopping by Fora on a Caffeinatedcancerbaby Evening | elementropy | Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost |
NP337 | The Time Less Traveled | BlitzGirl | The Road Not Taken - Robert Frost |
NP375 | BlitzGirl | BlitzGirl | Fog - Carl Sandburg |
NP423 | "Beach is behind, the sea ahead..." | tastony | Pippin's Song - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP516 | "My Megan" | Angelastic | À une Damoyselle malade - Clément Marot |
NP635 | The Alt-Text | Rule110 | The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe |
NP776 | "This wip is call'd the feast of Megan..." | Dracomax | St Crispin's Day Speech from "Henry V" Act IV Scene 3 - William Shakespeare |
NP836 (Mirror) | "To wait or not to wait..." | ZoomanSP | "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from "Hamlet" Act III Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP836 (Mirror) | "Alas, poor molpy..." | ZoomanSP | "Alas, poor Yorick" monologue from "Hamlet" Act V Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP864 | "Alas, poor Beesnake..." | fhorn | "Alas, poor Yorick" monologue from "Hamlet" Act V Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP869 | flutterbee flew so far from the ground | BlitzGirl | anyone lived in a pretty how town - e.e. cummings |
NP871 | "Black pixels of Time..." (fragment) | Rule110 | Death Fugue - Paul Celan |
NP872 | The Naming of Filks | jjjdavidson | The Naming of Cats - T. S. Eliot |
NP939 | The Pix Poem | BlitzGirl | The Foot Book - Dr. Seuss |
NP975 | The Lament of Newpixbot | mikro2nd | How I Hate the Night (Marvin's Lullaby), from Life, the Universe and Everything - Douglas Adams |
NP1007 | The Alt-Text (revised version) | Rule110 | The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe |
NP1145 | "Now I lay me down to coma..." | Rule110 | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP1241 | untitled | BlitzGirl | Three haiku by Fukuda Chiyo-ni |
NP1277 | Morning Song from Cuegan | Tatiana | Morning Song from Senlin - Conrad Aiken |
NP1350 | Prologue-Epilogue | Marsh'n | Prologue to "Through the Looking-Glass" - Lewis Carroll |
NP1421 | Lord Randall's Prayer | BlitzGirl | Lord's Prayer |
NP1524 | "Now I lay me down to coma..." (alternate version) |
lmjb1964 | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP1571 | "Otting Six Hundred" | ucim | The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson |
NP1676 | I Heard the ONGs on Cueganmas Day | Dracomax | I Heard the Bells - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
NP1677 | "To bacon, or not to bacon..." | Neil_Boekend | "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from "Hamlet" Act III Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP1677 | CueganMegball | MistyCat | Ozymandias - Percy Bysshe Shelley |
NP1678 | "What a piece of worke is Neil_Boekend!" | ucim | "What a piece of work is a man" monologue from "Hamlet" Act II Scene 2 - William Shakespeare |
NP1862 | "I wrote a poem I meant to share..." | BlitzGirl | The Arrow and the Song - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
NP1989 (Mirror) | "One punsaw to rule them all..." | moody7277 | The Ring Verse (second part) - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP2147 | The Basement Door | Dracomax | Jabberwocky (from "Through the Looking-Glass") - Lewis Carroll |
NP2147 | "The Dracomax" | ucim | Jabberwocky (from "Through the Looking-Glass") - Lewis Carroll |
NP2158 | "To loop, or not to loop, the present question..." | Marsh'n | "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from "Hamlet" Act III Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP2277 | "Now I lay me down to coma..." (alternate version) |
Neil_Boekend | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP2396 (Mirror) | "My little horse would think it strange..." | mikrit | "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening", second verse - Robert Frost |
NP2495 (Mirror) | "Pagepope Febrion's Prayer" | ucim | Lord's Prayer |
NP2585 (Mirror) | Acts of the Clerics Act 3, Scene 28 | ucim | Witches' enchantment at the boiling cauldron from "Macbeth" Act 4, Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
Original Poetry
See also:
Link | Poem Name | Author | Form |
---|---|---|---|
NP341 | "There's nothing better than to rhyme..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP387 | "May the wait be well waited..." | Kieryn | ? |
NP438 | "Your graph's prediction is unsustainable..." | Elmach | Free-form poem |
NP515 | "I am tired of the haiku ruling..." | jovialbard | Iambic pentameter |
NP516 | "...or we might go with a verse that's free..." | pelrigg | Free-form poem |
NP598 (Mirror) | "With each step, further from home..." | pelrigg | ? |
NP606 (Mirror) | "The Waiting goes on; when will it end..." | StratPlayer | ? (Pogeeketry) |
NP606 (Mirror) | "A loopist's what you were back then..." | Angelastic | ? |
NP690 | "In Time we heed certain creeds..." | ergman | Sestina |
NP843 | Pricklymolp and Molpypoke | BlitzGirl | Children's Poem |
NP864 | "There once was a man from Nantucket..." | TimeLurker | ? (not a Limerick!) |
NP1025 (Mirror) | Starting the Cueganid | AnotherKevin | Hexameters |
NP1401 | "Here lies Rule110..." | ggh | ? |
NP1401 | "My heart is burning..." | TheMinim | ? |
NP1407 | "To make a pun is endless fun..." | ucim | ? |
NP1426 (Mirror) | "May your blitzing be swift and the pastpages kind..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1443 (Mirror) | "In eternal oblivion I see..." | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1443 (Mirror) | "One last glint of hope..." | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1446 | "Must be heretical, must be a blip..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 | "Ch*rping and birthing and then you toss them out..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 | "In the Builder, I have of the tools all but one..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 | "Indeed! But right now I've one wave and one flag..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 | "...how the ch*rp did it get there? I am now reviewing..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1449 | "Today I saw a tiny molpy..." | Eternal Density | Rhyming couplets |
NP1449 | "Before beanies went off to..." | HES | Mind-rhyming couplet |
NP1449 | "For pointing this out, I hope you'll forgive..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1449 | Lifts and Elevators | BlitzGirl, Angelastic, Eternal Density, ucim | Rhyming couplets |
NP1451 | "Suggest appropri'te Punishment for BlitzGirl's punning ways..." | Eternal Density | Rhyming couplet |
NP1451 | "It wasn't a pun! I swear!..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1451 | "A way to stop all of the puns..." | TheMinim | Rhyming couplets |
NP1451 | "Much progress has been made, I see..." | lmjb1964 | ? |
NP1451 | "I will rhyme as much as I wish..." | TheMinim | Rhyming couplet |
NP1451 | "There are places three..." | pelrigg | ? |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Decrees come and go..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Molpies everywhere" | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Next Big Thing! ..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Treeish, azule! ..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Heh, I just realized, since I'm a bit slow..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "For E.D. ..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "An eventful dip in OTTer town..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1509 | "I heard there were new newpix..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "Waiting here long since The End..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "Ice Cream Sandwich" | ggh | ? |
NP1509 | "The genius Hill People society..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | Cuegan Waits A Wip To Start Building | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "I think that I shall never see..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 | "The sea destroyed the castle..." | TheMinim | ? |
NP1509 | "The sun has fallen down ..." | EternalDensity | ? |
NP1541 | "Indeed you do get seven times the castles when you call..." | Eternal Density | ? |
NP1624 | Beacon Foxhound | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1641 (Mirror) | "Are you in the present..." | HES | ? |
NP1651 (Mirror) | Did it work? | AluisioASG | Free-form poem |
NP1651 (Mirror) | Not yet... | ggh | ? |
NP1678 | "Look upon your mighty work, despairing not..." | ucim | ? |
NP1679 | "For someone who is so renowned..." | ucim | ? |
NP1699 | Towards the Storm | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1699 | "The Time Thread" | addams | ? |
NP1713 (Mirror) | "This problem can be beat..." | adnapemit | ? |
NP2146 | "The Old Ones rise once more..." | micdi | ? |
NP2151 | "He's H-E-S, he's H-E-S..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP2171 | "Success" | HES | ? |
NP2173 | "It's orange's turn to fill the screen..." | ergman | Rhyming couplet |
NP2173 | "I don't think any of us knows..." | HAL9000 | Rhyming couplet |
NP2173 | "Enhanced, an image claimed appeared..." | ucim | ? |
NP2173 | "So many treeish things abound..." | lmjb1964 | Rhyming couplets |
NP2305 | "Correction on that starry starry night..." | mrob27 (bot-assisted) | Sonnet |
NP2320 | An ottpoem of Cueganshipping, Sarcasm, Geology, and Language | mrob27 (bot-assisted) | ? |
NP2321 | "Quokkas are like great big mice..." | lmjb1964 | ? |
NP2322 | "Saw we were having fun?..." | ggh | Violette |
NP2337 | "Before infinity, infinitesimal..." | _∆_ | ? |
NP2427 (Mirror) | The Basement - A Cautionary Tale | lmjb1964 | Iambic tetrameter |
NP2464 (Mirror) | "I’m sure most people have some friends..." | DrSamCarter | ? |
NP2469 (Mirror) | "How about that..." | Gingercat | ? |
NP2475 (Mirror) | "As Cuegan walk so far along the stream..." | thunk | Villanelle |
NP2479 (Mirror) | "BlitzGirl discovered a pun that was terse..." | ucim | Introverted quatrain |
NP2498 (Mirror) | "My, my, / how the pages fly!..." / "And thus I must leave / My audience, bereaved..." | ChronosDragon | ? |
NP2498 (Mirror) | "My, my, / how the pages fly!..." | ChronosDragon (decoding by ggh) | ? |
NP2522 (Mirror) | My Last RoadTrip | addams | Free-form poem |
NP2531 (Mirror) | "If you're into DnD..." | Gingercat | ? |
NP2536 (Mirror) | The Weather Report from My OutSide | addams | Free-form poem |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "Here we rarely see the snow..." | lmjb1964 | Rhyming couplets |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "I step out of the sodden field..." | taixzo | ? |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "The weather here is always warm..." | ZoomanSP | ? |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "Where I used to live a little snow..." | SBN | ? |
NP2591 (Mirror) | "Yay! yay! It's Laura Mae!..." | ggh | ? |
NP2591 (Mirror) | "I GOT THE ALERT! WHERE'S THE PUN?" / "Look around you - there are none..." | ucim (starting line provided by BlitzGirl) | Punem? |
Epilogue Cycle Poems
Link | Poem Name | Author |
---|---|---|
NP1301 | Time Has Flown | BlitzGirl |
NP1316 | Rest With Me Here | BlitzGirl |
NP1326 | Cuegan's Flight | BlitzGirl |
NP1370 | When Time is Gone | BlitzGirl |
NP1396 | Journey I: Ask | jjjdavidson |
NP1398 | Still Going | BlitzGirl |
NP1483 | Journey II: Learn | jjjdavidson |
NP1642 | Ode to Ottification | BlitzGirl |
NP1643 | Just Us Two | BlitzGirl |
NP1685 | "Ever on time marches..." | ergman |
NP1919 | We | BlitzGirl |
NP1939 | Wings | BlitzGirl |
NP1969 | "Celebrate, the epilogue returns..." | ergman |
NP2041 | Our Castle | BlitzGirl |
NP2079 | SpeechONGfying | BlitzGirl |
Ottified Stories
Link | Story Name | Author | Original Story and Author |
---|---|---|---|
NP9 | "There is a time for everything..." | mikrit | The Bible, Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 |
NP426 | "Time": may the thread live forever | Angelastic | "The Neverending Story" - Michael Ende |
NP443 | "The Last Time Waiter" | AluisioASG | "The Last Question" - Isaac Asimov |
NP476 | Excerpt from "The Lord of the Bags: The Fellowship of the Bags" | yappobiscuits | "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", Book 2, Chapter 9: "The Great River" - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP889 (Mirror) | unnamed monologue | Eternal Density | Monologue from the Dead Parrot sketch - Monty Python |
NP1179 | unnamed | AluisioASG | Excerpt from "The War of the Worlds" - H. G. Wells, adapted for radio by Orson Welles |
NP1406 | unnamed | pelrigg | Excerpt from Firefly, "Objects in Space" |
NP1406 | unnamed | BlitzGirl | Excerpt from "The War of the Worlds" - H. G. Wells |
NP1406 | unnamed | yappobiscuits | Excerpt from "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" - Douglas Adams |
NP1406 | The Three Laws of Beanies | pelrigg | The Three Laws of Robotics - Isaac Asimov |
NP1406 | unnamed | ggh | Excerpt from "A Tale of Two Cities" - Charles Dickens |
NP1406 | unnamed | ucim | Excerpt from "Moby Dick" - Herman Melville |
NP1406 | unnamed | BlitzGirl | Excerpt from "Young Goodman Brown" - Nathaniel Hawthorne |
NP1406 | unnamed | Rule110 | Prologue to "The Canterbury Tales" - Geoffrey Chaucer |
NP1408 | The Raftcastle at the End of The River, chapter 11 | HES | Excerpt from "The Restauraunt at the End of The Universe", chapter 11 - Douglas Adams |
NP1447 | "My dear OTTers! My dear Timewaiters and devotees..." | yappobiscuits | Bilbo's birthday speech from "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", Book 1, Chapter 1 - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP1611 | "Megan's Thwapstick" | yappobiscuits | "The Lay of Thrym" (Þrymskviða) from the Poetic Edda |
NP1640 (Mirror) | unnamed | ChronosDragon | Intro to "The Stanley Parable" computer game |
NP1701 | "How Time Was Saved" | mrob27 | "How the World Was Saved" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP1990 (Mirror) | The Three Laws of OTTics | mrob27 | The Three Laws of Robotics - Isaac Asimov |
NP2240 | bOTTeriada, "How Time was Saved" (alternate version) | mrob27 | "How the World Was Saved" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2254 | bOTTeriada, "Mrorl's Machine" | mrob27 | "Trurl's Machine" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2256 | unnamed story | AluisioASG | "The Little Bird of Svithjod" from "The Story of Mankind" - Hendrik Willem van Loon |
NP2268 | An excerpt from The Time-ish Carol | lmjb1964 | "A Christmas Carol" - Charles Dickens |
NP2279 | bOTTeriada, "A Thorough Pelting" | mrob27 | "A Good Shellacking" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2308 | bOTTeriada, "The Seven Journeys of Mrorl and Balthacarius - The First Journey, or The Botnet of Gontalmannas" | mrob27 | "The Seven Sallies of Trurl and Klaupaucius - The First Sally, or The Trap of Gargantius" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2326 | bOTTeriada, "The First Journey (A), or Mrorl's OTTronic Bard" | mrob27 | "The First Sally (A), or Trurl's Electronic Bard" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2326 | unnamed scene | BlitzGirl | Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Monty Python |
NP2545 (Mirror) | bOTTeriada, "The Second Journey, or The Challenge of King Idle" | mrob27 | "The Second Sally, or The Offer of King Krool" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2573 (Mirror) | "There is a Time for everything..." | BlitzGirl | The Bible, Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 |
Ottified Nonfiction
Link | Ottification name | Author | Original Work and Author |
---|---|---|---|
NP980 | chirp (Dictionary Entry) | Latent22 | Entry on fuck on Dictionary.com |
NP2213 | The Five Stages of Basementing | ChronosDragon | The five stages of grief - Elisabeth Kübler-Ross |
NP2491 (Mirror) | "The 42 Negative OTTish Precepts" | thunk | The 42 Negative Precepts from the Egyptian Book of the Dead |
NP2547 (Mirror) | "What if Time Really Exists?" | AluisioASG | Abstract of What if Time Really Exists? - Sean M. Carroll |
NP2574 (Mirror) | "Pokémolp RUN! Hotdog Vendor's official press release" | mrob27 | Entry "Breakout Hit: Pokemon Go" in Best Apple Apps and Games of 2016 blog post - Rich Foreman |
Original Stories
Link(s) | Story Name | Author |
---|---|---|
NP356 | unnamed story | chem1190c |
NP 443 - NP860 (see The Last Timewaiter wiki page) |
The Last Timewaiter | AluisioASG |
ongoing since NP454 (see AotC wiki page) |
Acts of the Clerics | ucim |
NP528 | A Ffoxy Tale | azule |
NP620 NP655 NP707 NP758 |
The Case of the Little River (unfinished) | ChronosDragon |
NP640 NP759 NP859 |
The Dark Lord | Earthling on Mars |
NP665 NP668 NP672 | The Story of NewPixBot | azule |
NP865 | Inspiration | ergman |
NP867 | untitled letter | CameronCat |
NP882 | To be revised/rewritten | Neil_Boekend |
NP889 (Mirror) | The Last Time Waiter: Swampman's Dilemma | AluisioASG |
NP988 | If I were LaPetite... | TheMinim |
NP1323 | The Tale of LaPetite | jovialbard |
NP1354 (Mirror) | "From his volcano based evil lair cellocgw watches the unfolding of the OTT..." | Neil_Boekend |
NP1426 (Mirror) NP1431 (Mirror) | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP1432 | The Meeting | pelrigg |
NP1483 (PDF version) | Unattainable | AluisioASG |
NP1623 | 0911: "Emit" | yappobiscuits |
NP1634 (Mirror) | Blitzrandir BlitzGirl and Her Pink Boa | AluisioASG |
NP1667 (Mirror) | "Timeland" | TheMinim |
NP1699 | The Molpy Hunter | lmjb1964 |
NP1813 | The Trick Was Rubbing Two Sticks Together (erotic fiction, NSFW) | azule |
NP1965 (Mirror)
NP1973 (Mirror)
NP1979 (Mirror) |
The Tale of 守炉部二十七 (Morobu-Niju-Nana) | mrob27 |
NP1980 (Mirror) | unnamed story | ChronosDragon |
NP1982 (Mirror) | Future Blitz-Log Entry 37.8b | Purplepants77 |
NP2177 | The Case of the Other Donut | ucim |
NP2197 | Sustainabilizer, snowed under with PM | azule |
NP2220 NP2223 NP2224 NP2226 |
unnamed story | ergman |
NP2273 | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2273 | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2288 | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2498 (Mirror)
NP2501 (Mirror)
NP2503 (Mirror) |
The Chronicles of Torgos (ongoing) | Gingercat |
NP2502 (Mirror) | "My Friend Evee" | addams |
A Storm of Steel and Steam (ongoing) | Eternal Density | |
NP2551 (Mirror) NP2567 (Mirror) NP2568 (Mirror) | "In which GnomeAnne climbs a tree" | GnomeAnne |
NP2561 (Mirror) | "S-chupid chirping American" | ggh |
NP2567 (Mirror) | Oh. There is a spoon after all. | ggh |
NP2568 (Mirror) | "The Missing Cap" | svenman |
NP2568 (Mirror) | "The Silver Pin" | ucim |
NP2570 (Mirror) NP2570 (Mirror) NP2573 (Mirror) | Camping Log | Eternal Density |
NP2571 (Mirror) | "Stephanie's Cinnamon Rolls" | GnomeAnne |
NP2572 (Mirror) | Scary Cat Story | addams |
NP2576 (Mirror) | The Day I Found Out The Dog Was Not My Brother | addams |
NP2591 (Mirror) | "Nice to Be Home" | lmjb1964 |
OTT-Ifs
These are ottifications of xkcd What-Ifs.
See also: OTTercomics#OTT-If Images
Link | Title | Author | Original |
---|---|---|---|
NP1391 | Updating a Printed OTT | Swein | 59 |
NP1416 | Updating a Sandwritten OTT | mrob27 | 59, 57 |
NP1444 | TWITT6R | mrob27 | 34 |
NP2139 | A Molpy of Molpies (fragment) | mrob27 | 4 |
Ottish Jokes
See also: Bag Puns
Link | Title | Author |
---|---|---|
NP772 | "Two OTTers were walking together along the sea..." | shurikt |
NP1381 | "Would you rather be a polar bear or a little otter?" and other punnish Q/As | yappobiscuits |
NP1397 | hour /ou(ə)r/, noun. (Fictitious dictionary entry) | taixzo |
NP1397 | "So four molpies go into a bar..." | mikro2nd |