Vital Hotdog Function (VHF) is the official band of the One True Thread. Though nobody has ever heard their music, the group has released several albums of catchily titled, RELATED tracks.
VHF: The band no-one has heard, but everyone is talking about
Albums by VHFEdit
|2||Problematic C**kie||Title Track|
|3||Hotdog Infused Brain|
|6||Random Faraday Cage|
|7||Three Letter Oddity|
|1||Gravitationally Inclined Molpy|
|3||Apologies to Yappo|
|6||V.B.H.F||Vital Bacon and the Hotdog Functions|
|7||Variable M*stard||Title Track|
|1||Rotating Chronological Awareness Device|
|2||Happy Timiversary||Originally by the Tiny River Band|
|4||Zanclean Dishwasher||Title Track|
|5||Zanclean Contingency||Zanclean Dishwasher, part 2|
|1||We Always Need More Rampaging Otters|
|2||Classic Defenestration||Title Track|
|5||The (Sea) as Always is Playing Our Song|
Obelisk Up Yo ChairEdit
Full tracklist unknown, but tracks include:
- Victim to the Bucket
- Octopus Punchup
- Molpies at Play
Brain On BicyclesEdit
New album; album art already published but tracklist still unknown
Catastrophic Ball FailureEdit
Announced album, tracklist still unknown
Believed to be an album by VHF, possibly apocryphal. Its chronological place in the VHF discography is unknown. Tracks on the album are rumored to include Plural Babies and Arbitrary Wenches but are otherwise also unknown.
Regicide by HotdogEdit
Believed to be a progrock album by VHF, possibly apocryphal. Its chronological place in the VHF discography and its tracklist are unknown.
Storming Yewr CastleEdit
Only the album art is known of this album.
Songs not associated with an albumEdit
- The Cueball Video (Song ottification by Eternal Density, based on The Picard Song by DarkMateria)
- Just Don't Call Me Late For Supper, title song for the TV cooking show "Grapes on the Vine"